With Windows, about all you can do is look.

Yes, newbies, it's true. "Gawk," '"date," "finger," "wait," "unzip," "touch," "nice," "suck," "strip," "mount," "fsck," "umount," "make clean" and "sleep" are all in the the UNIX vocabulary.

— Thanks to contributor Chris Locke (aka RageBoy®, at www. rageboy.com)